Stephanie N. Haters Club!



The steph Haters Club is dedicated to hating a specific girl (from now on, she will be referred to as IT.)



This page may seem just awful to the viewer, but to the people who know IT, they would understand. Would you like to see a list of ITS evil accomplishmets? Of course you would!

  • #1: IT was assigned to work on the light crew for a play in school. IT was needed very much because the crew was one person short. (I know it seems bad, but IT was the only thing around. The crew didn't have time to get a real human being.) And soon after the play started, IT was somehow surgically attached to a guy in the sound booth. IT and he had no regard for the people trying to watch the play who did not want to hear screams of enjoyment. (Ick!) And IT never did anything *but* that all during the play.

    I bet you wanna know what the second one is? ok, here it is.

  • #2: After IT had played suckie face with that guy (He must have been really desparate to make out with IT... Sheesh! Just the thought runs chills up and down my spine.) IT expected him to remember IT! It (not to be confused with IT) was dark and he could not see who he was making out with. And then IT got all teary eyed because he didn't remember.

    Could you get any more pathetic?

  • #3: IT tried many times to fake IT'S death. IT slashed IT'S wrists with many objects. But just enough to not make ITSELF bleed. Yet just enough to make scar's on ITSELF. IT did this mainly to get attention, which is even more pathetic. And then when anyone asked IT about IT'S hands and how they got that way, IT would just revert back to IT'S oldself and take a really huge sympathy trip. And the poor person that got sucked into IT'S web would feel really sorry for IT.

  • #4: IT also tried to convince people that IT was going to kill ITSELF.

  • #5: IT just lacks total common sense.

  • #6: IT knowingly stole somebody else's boyfriend (from hear on in know as THE FOOL). Which was very tactless of IT.

    Can you now see why we formed this club?





    • IT has made many enemies, want to meet some of them?



    Meet the President of our club. She was kind of, kind of not friends with IT, and was also on the light crew at the time of the incident. Here is what She has to say...
    "Stephanie is a stupid gay dork!"

    Meet the Madame Co-President. She was also involved with Light Crew... here is what she has to say...
    "Stephanie was a stupid whore."

    Meet the Vice President. He was sucked into IT'S web while IT was taking a huge sympathy trip. He was one of the unfortunate, but now he has seen the light and has these words to share:
    "Stephanie is a slut who can't get any."

    And now lets meet the Sargent Of Arms. He was sort of friends with IT for a while until IT did many stupid things in a row. Here is what he has to say:
    "Steph has a boyfriend right now, poor chap, and the only way she has him is if she puts out for him... Of course for a fee."

    And now the Treasurer. He is the President's Boyfriend and has hated Stephanie ever since he met IT. Here is his quote:
    "Please donate to our 'Please Kill Stephanie' Fund. We'll send you a picture of the weapon that you help us buy."

    And now last but not least, The Secretary. She doesn't really know IT, but she still hates IT because we told her so many stories about IT that she wanted to join the crusade against her. Here is what she has to say:
    "In agreement to the Vice President's comment, Stephanie does get some, but IT'S hand and IT'S toys (ummm....) do not count."



    Ok, Ok, I know we've been really mean... But that's the fun in all of this!





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